"You did not expect this, did you?"

We never have anyone ringing our doorbell. You must dial a door code to get in so it's difficult and it never happens. (Saying that, I don't understand how the advertisement delivery boys get in... Little buggers, they must know the code!)

But there is one time in the world when the door bell is guaranteed to ring.

It's when you've just started your holiday, playing music out loud,feeling a little happy, dancing around in a dress that should really be worn with trousers, not with stockings, and you're in the bathroom doing little experiments with your make-up and hair. You know, trying to remember why you never use a stronger shade of lipstick or that purple eyeshadow and having a little fluffy bun on the side of your head. That kind of stuff.

Now THAT is when they ring your doorbell and want to tell you about Jesus.

Need I say more?